The Suspense is Killing Me!
'Twas the night before the Veronica Mars season finale and all thru the house,
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Not really, but it's like waiting for Christmas morning! Or waiting for Fitzmas (the Scooter Libby indictment)! Truly. I've done my best to put all of my wacky 'who dunnit' theories aside so that I could get some sleep. It might be a little bit harder tonight. Who blew up the bus? Who was the 3rd kid molested by "Mr. Goodwood"? Is it Beaver? Did Beaver blow up the bus? Or was it Kendall and the Fitzpatrick's? Or is it really Woody? Is Kendall going to show up and ruin another good moment between Veronica and Logan? Will Aaron be punished for killing Lilly? Is Logan going to shoot Aaron? Will Logan save Veronica? Is Lynn still alive? Will she show up, kill Aaron and then disappear again? Let me just say this: If Donut shows up to save Veronica and/or pledge his undying love for her, I will a) throw something in the general direction of the tv, b) scream, c) send a scathing letter to Rob Thomas, or d) do all of the above. I'm watching the season finale at a friends house so I promise I won't throw anything that could damage the tv. I swear.
posted by syp @ 8:17 PM
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Perfect ending: Beaver is the false, "stalking horse" villian the way Logan was in the last finale. Lynn returns, kills Aaron while Aaron is in the midst of thrashing Logan . . . and vanishes. Weevil, temporarily imprisoned on suspicion of . . . what exactly? . . . would it have been murder? . . . anyway, temporarily imprisoned, Weevil turns to . . . Logan . . . and shares vital information gleaned from the SECRET MESSAGE PEN that shows Duncan in a whole new and evil light. Meanwhile, Veronica has figured out that it was Duncan who killed Curly and crashed the bus, but finds herself in a dangerous situation after confronting Duncan. Just as Teddy Dunn--frighteningly--begins to show some actual affect for the first time in his career, Logan arrives and saves Veronica. And Clarence Wiedman and Keith team up to do some badass P.I. shit. Dogs do not figure into the finale in any way. Veronica gets a scholarship to Hearst after a massive earthquake levels Stanford.
All I want to know is, who was CW? And who hasn't Charisma slept with on that show???
CW is Clarence Wiedman, head of security for Kane Software ("What's your job title again?"). Among other things, he took the "crosshairs" photos of VM and followed her to Barstow when she tracked down her mother there. He probably fiddled with the Lilly murder scene, icing her body to make is seem like she died earlier and hence give Duncan an alibi, and he probably helped frame Abel Koontz for the murder. This season, he teamed up with VM in solving the murder of Koontz's daughter. Also a Harvard man, for what it's worth.
Conveniently, CW is also the name of the network being formed by the combination of the WB and UPN. So the lines between Duncan and Wiedman are also a prediction about whether CW will pick up the show for season three:
"CW?"
"It's a done deal."
(lovely, by the way)
Among those she has not slept with:
Wallace
Keith
Clemmons
Mr. Wu
Hart
I'm sure there are a few others ;)
"Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver."
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